Lotion vs. conditioner

One time I stayed at a hotel, and as I was tired and getting ready for bed late one night, I used the hotel lotion to moisturize the dry skin on my arms and legs.

The next morning I got up to take a shower and used the hotel shampoo and conditioner. After I’d washed my hair and gotten out of the shower, I had an epiphany...the conditioner I used was actually the lotion. Now I have lotion in my hair. In addition, that also means that the night before, I slathered conditioner all over my body and then went to bed.

Awesome.