Riding someone’s bumper

When a person pulls out in front of you in their car and cuts you off, it is your moral duty to then ride their bumper. It is not you being obnoxious, it is you serving your fellow citizens in teaching this person a lesson. You can feel a sense of satisfaction from this “good” deed you are doing and completely write-off the fact that this “bad driver” ahead of you thinks you are a jerk. It is ok, you are helping him.